I do taxes.
I do mortgages.
I do standup comedy.
I follow the Stoic philosophers.
I write short stories and tv shows.
I do high school and youth sports officiating.
I run a feral kitty cat/raccoon/squirrel/rabbit AirBNB.
No idea where to start. Perfect! I'm here to answer your questions and create a plan to get you into your home. I'm very much a sweatpants and t-shirt personality, but I'm all business when it comes to getting you a mortgage.
If I can make money while remaining honest, trustworthy, and dignified, show me how and I will do it. But if you expect me to sacrifice my own values, just so you can get your hands on things that aren't even good -- well, you can see for yourself how thoughtless and unfair you're being.
- Epictetus (Enchiridion 24.3)